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Notes from an almost-empty-nester
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The most basic one.. 5 things about myself. The start was cliched but then we had fun.
Hrit
I am Hrit Pratap Singh
I am five years old
I love to go down and play with my friends
I love chocolates and fruit juice
I love my family
Naisha
I am Naisha Singh
I am five years old
I love to draw and to ‘swim’ in the pool
I have flip flap hair (?)
Once I planted a tree that reached the ceiling
Here’s another simple one we tried.. 5 wishes you’d ask for if you found the genie in the bottle..
Naisha
To be able to fly so I can see the stars from close (anything shiny is for her!)
To have long hair that reach the ground (vain vain girl)
To have a golden pool .. where the water is golden too (I told you.. shiny things)
To have a beautiful dress that I could wear in the water and that wouldn’t get wet (Clothes, water her two obsessions)
To be able to get in a flower and smell it from inside. (?)
Hrit
To be the strongest man in the world (So I can hit all the naughty people. Naisha: You can hit the British. Hrit: But they already left. I’ll hit the chors.)
To be a fish and go deeeep inside the ocean.
To be able to fly so I can protect the insects and birds from naughty eagles. (The bug-obsession continues)
To become as tiny as an insect so I can go wherever I want and no one could see me. (Naisha: But then someone can squash you. Hrit: But I will be the strongest person in the whole world even if I’m small so no one will be able to hurt me)
To be able to talk to birds and insects.
It’s fun. It keeps them occupied and sometimes they come up with interesting/surprising/revealing answers. Try it.
I was reading the Shobha De’s review yesterday and even she doesn’t seem to be able to make up her mind. She trashes the ‘toilet humour’ (TH) but says: ‘DB’ is a lot of fun when it isn’t filthy. Then she adds it’s “cute, smart and peppy”… despite the TH or because of it??
It was the morning rush hour. I was hurrying down to the gate where we wait for the school bus. I was trying to hang on to the mobile phone, the house keys, two bags (which the kids begged me to carry since they wanted to race to the gate) and two sweaters (which they refused to wear). All the while I have to have one eye out for incoming vehicles, another one at the gate looking out for the bus and at least two more to keep track of the kids as they race through their preferred short cuts … no wonder I was feeling light headed. It’s at times like this that I envy the Gods with their multiple arms and Mad Eye Moody for his eye. Anyway .. I digress.In the middle of all this chaos “BHAI! RAINBOW” yelled N. I got just as excited as the kids (rainbows do that to me) and looked up at the dull grey sky but all I saw was a thick mass of black clouds. I looked back at N. She was jumping excitedly and counting.. “…. four, five, six rainbows. Mama look so many rainbows”.
“But how come they’re on the ground?” wondered the son.. “Maybe it’s a shadow of a real rainbow,” he reasoned squinting up only to find nothing. He then looked around wondering aloud, “Where did they come from?”
“I think it’s just magic,” said the daughter, eyes shining.
Feeling like a bit of a spoilsport I told them about oil spilling on wet ground and breaking up into colours.
I’m still wondering if I did right in taking away the magic from those rainbows.