Monkey or Pigeon

Hrit and Naisha having an argument….
Naisha: Pata hai Hanuman toh Monkey hain.
Hrit: Arre nahin woh pigeon hain.
Naisha: Unka face dekha hai.. monkey jaisa hai.
Hrit: Monkeys udte hain kya? Hanuman toh ud sakte hain… he’s a pigeon.

The Lakhnawi andaaz

Naisha: Mama Sita achchhi thi na?
Me: Haan, she was.
Naisha: Toh phir jab Ravan usko le jaa raha tha toh usne ‘chhod de’ kyon kaha? ‘Chhod dijiye kehna tha na’

Who’s the mom?

Yesterday was at a friend’s place so got home a little late… Hrit Naisha were in bed with Sunil. When I went to them, Naisha says… Mama aap thora late aye… achchha nahin laga mujhe’ Wonder if she’ll take the same line from me when she starts getting home late….

Girls and boys – Hrit

Hrit has come to a great realisation… says he ‘Mama boys boys friends hote hain aur girls girls’ Am not sure I like the this idealogy. Wonder how long it will last.

Dal roti boy: Hrit

At a birthday party Hrit and Naisha were served pizzas and Hrit says ‘Mama yeh wala paratha achchha nahin hai’. Then a sip of Pepsi makes him shiver all over and he promptly hands over the glass to me with a dirty face and a ‘not nice’.

Hmmmm… serious action needed. Am starting the kids on a diet of junk food and soda drinks!!